: EVERY MOMENT IS LOVELY, YES :

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A hand dragged a razor across a foamy vagina on the movie screen behind the deejay until it was bald. The pink monster was as big as he was, could have swallowed him whole as he spun a record, held headphones to his ear, and bobbed his head.

"It looks like a piece of chewed up bubble gum."


~O~

10 x like a billion = how much I love you:

ana c. said...

bobbing his head=justin timberlake song

"perstans"

Marvin said...

this means welcome

~otto~ said...

Ana,

Jajajajaja

~O~

~otto~ said...

Marvin,

Hi.

~O~

rollerfink said...

thank you for this story because i read it and i laughed a lot.

fuck you for this story because i read it and then dreamed about foamy vagina monsters.

~otto~ said...

rollerfink,

That is so weird because I dreamed about you dreaming that.

~O~

TC said...

This is even weirder because the Pink Monster is the second vagina from the right.

~otto~ said...

TC,

YES!!!!!

~O~

BourbonBird said...

I didn't get your email asking for permission to write about me. You're welcome.

~otto~ said...

Bird, your bubble gum is beautiful.

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