: EVERY MOMENT IS LOVELY, YES :

livejasmin

69jojo69's other-side-of-the-world boredom is infectious.

Hello, SuckOnMyClit.

000000000ASS has nice eyes and huge nipples. BadBoyakaPussyDog types: "U mke my penis very happy bb." 000000000ASS adjusts the computer camera in her cramped room.

How has your day been, squirtfabianne?

10inchdeeppussy says she has a headache from bad chicken. She will not smile. (Who the fuck gets headaches from chicken?)

Schools did not have the foresight before the Internet to offer Tagalog.

HotRoberta will not show her tits. I type: "Read any good books lately?" She ignores me. RadoinRashlinikov types: "show me your potrin." But fuck him, I'm talking! I type: "Is there a way for you to shit on my chest over the Internet?" She types back: "Hawaii wtf." I guess the Internet still has limits. She leaves for a private chat.

DeepCummerDolly's profile says she is into "small penis humiliation." She looks right into the camera. I know she's looking at me, not AnalDriller. I do not take it personally. She is staring right at me. Chicken skin. I type: "You and I have a special connection that goes way beyond broadband, my love. I feel it. Do you feel it?" I watch her type back: "jaajjajajaja. I wil tell u in privat chat, bb." The only response possible: "My balls itch. I must wash my balls. Have a great night … or day or whatever it is where you live. Let's get married. Spring or fall?"


~O~

12 x like a billion = how much I love you:

ana c. said...

she laughed in spanish

~otto~ said...

I like the J's better than the H's

ana c. said...

me gustan más las "jotas" que las "aches"

rollerfink said...

CCCPTortureSlut wants to place your ballsack on an icetray and pound your testicles with a tenderizing mallet. she types "it's hammer time" over and over again.

~otto~ said...

How do you say "hammer time" in Spanish?

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ana c. said...

hora del martillo

?

~otto~ said...

hour of the hammer

bueno

I like that even better than "hammer time"

ana c. said...

jaja
yeah "hour" because "tiempo" sounds weird

hmm "hora" is awkward

chingada madre

Chick said...

Spring (better flowers) & itchy balls mean someone is thinking of you.

TC said...

Otto,

This chicken thing is more common than you might think.


"fluncti"

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