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Hi _____ (name),

My kids are _____ (adjective) so I will be _____ing (verb) from _____ (place) today. If you need to reach me, go _____ (verb) yourself you _____ing (verb) _____ (type of relative) of a _____ (female animal) with a/n _____(size)-sized _____ (color) penis that hasn't been _____ (verb) properly since _____ (dead person) invented the _____ (mode of transportation).

Peace out my _____ (racial slur)


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