: EVERY MOMENT IS LOVELY, YES :

Love like Pluto's not a Planet

When you smacked your lips it sounded like the hydraulic hiss of the M14a bus. You had a long, dark nose like the dogs at Papaya King. I don't think you like me very much, although I just bought a pair of Alexander McQueen gator Pumas for 3Gs (came with matching gator flip-flops, so). (You call them sandals.) Fresh, she's so fresh, she's fresh. Like a slice of Cheeto pizza. And it's like it's like.

It's like.

This and like that and like this and. Uh. Straight beat downs that make ya panties melt. Like Connery's Bond. Made me feel taller than the world's tallest midget. Made you so angry you got third-degree sunburn, and Ben Kingsley kissed an Olsen twin. You are my Olsen twin, but I ate you in the womb.

Word to Herb.


~O~

2 x like a billion = how much I love you:

xtx said...

get off the damn computer and get in here and fuck me

~otto~ said...

get off ... sounds delicious

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