fuzzy tuxedo

The best man was writing a short speech while clippers buzzed in the hotel bathroom. He wrote about the time the groom drove up next to an old woman, waved until she turned to look, and when she smiled and waved back, his friend flipped her off and, oh, the look of horror on the old woman's face, and how his friend laughed and laughed and laughed. The best man scratched out that part with his pen and instead wrote about how the groom has become a man, someone who finally appreciates, embraces and, most importantly, returns a woman's love. The best man started crying as he read the speech aloud, the clippers still buzzing in the bathroom where the groom was preparing for his big day by shaving his balls.


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