Stranger: Hi
You: Aloha
Stranger: Shaddap and speak english.
You: me no speaky engrish
You: I like peas
Stranger: J'aime les bites :'D
You: I have a 12-inch foot
Stranger: I thought you didn't speak english :' (
You: I am a robot
You: this site is fake
Stranger: Mhm
Stranger: okaaay !
Stranger: Can I fuck your mom?
You: My mom is dead
You: so yeah
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: good
Stranger: which cemetary?
You: cemetary? She's still in her E-Z chair
You: I like to pether hair
Stranger: Mhm...
Stranger: Can I come and make a lot of hole in her skin to fuck her ?
You: She's got lots of holes already
You: from the maggots
Stranger: Sorry, I'm french I don't understand this word : "Maggots"
You: oh, it's like escargot that eats your flesh
Stranger: Mhm
Stranger: I see
Stranger: I'm suddenly hungry :' (
You: maggots have a lot of protein
Stranger: Mhm
Stranger: can you give me one of them?
You: no
You: is it true that there's no French word for toothpaste?
Stranger: Why do you say that ?
Stranger: Of course there is one.
You: what is it?
Stranger: Dentifrice
You: you're making that up
Stranger: Mhm
Stranger: sorry I don't want to talk with you anymore because you don't let me fuck your dead mom
You: maybe when you have sex with my dead mom maybe you can brush her tooth
Stranger: No
Stranger: shaddap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
~O~
2 x like a billion = how much I love you:
Why was he crying so much though?
i liked the 12-inch foot.
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