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Strap on my ear goggles and I'm ready to go

I said I would do it.

Yeah, but it's the way you said it.

How did I say it?

You said, Okay, when do you want me to show up?

And?

And what?

And what's wrong with that?

You are so stupid. I've explained this a dozen times. Your mother has, too.

She's been divorced four times.

Exactly. She knows what ends relationships. She's an It's Not What You Say But How You Say It expert.

Oh right.

That's exactly what I'm talking about.

Huh?

You said, Oh right.

Yeah.

Yeah, well you didn't mean it.

How could you tell?

The way you said it, stupid!

Do you have to call me that?

I'm sorry. How would you like me to say it?

Well, I think it's what you say, not how you say it. There's no way to use that word and make it sound like a compliment.

So what word do you want me to use?

A kinder one. Can you be kind?

The way you say it, 'dummy.'

Same thing.

The way you say it, 'Einstein.'

Same again.

The way you say it, Einstein.

C'mon.

But I said it nice, like I really meant it.

But I know you didn't.

Hey, that's your own insecurity. ... Hawking? Shakespeare?

Enough.


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