: EVERY MOMENT IS LOVELY, YES :

When you're alone read this aloud three times each time slower than before motherfucker

I steal a moment in the checkout line all mine. I stare at the chocolate bars and drift off by myself with you at my side, the celery and dried cranberries and whole-grain motherfuckin bread slidin down the black belt toward the scanner beep beep beep the bill. Chocolate with pistachios chocolate with orange fillin chocolate with somethin I dunnowhat. This ain't no Hershey's bullshit this is from some cold country on a spinnin globe with a language that licks the roundness of vowels. And smelly fish. And chocolate motherfucker! and chocolate! The way I love you motherfucker the way I love you. Even though I'm takin this fifteen seconds for my selfish self. I need time alone what can I say. But you'll never fuckin know never. This that those whether either neither beep beep beep my heart my heart my heart my motherfuckin heart


~O~

1 x like a billion = how much I love you:

An Unreliable Witness said...

Whole grain motherfuckin bread is my absolute favourite. I like it smeared liberally with motherfuckin margarine that's low in polyunsaturates. Because I care.

[Brilliantly observed]

[PS What the fuck's going on with Blogger word verification today? It's getting weird. Mine is 'nodead']

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